Wednesday, 27 December 2006

"AH DUNNO!"

ben trovato says: "oh dear, what shall I do with all these leftover mince pies and the reindeer droppings in the hearth? and now Hogmanay looms. Ugh!"

10 comments:

zola said...

A very G'Day Antirunt : I cannot give an opinion on those infamous minced and brandyied pies. But on the droppings of me reindeer ... ? Ah maybe there is something.
Just hope that those droppings do not drop into the welly boots as they say.
BTW : Anticant did not ignore Xmas he only tried to do so. Grumpy old bugger that he is.

anticant said...

Joking apart, Zola, it isn't Christmas but the relentless onset of physical floppiness that is troubling anticant. Even the minimum essential domestic chores are wearisome. So is eating. anticant keeps onward but not upward. Five hospital appointments scheduled for January......Don't tell billstickers, or he'll bustle in brandishing his clappy-happy think positive tracts.

HappyChappy. said...

Message for AntiDatEstablishment.
Listened to Radio Nottingham today and the aforementioned Gosling moaning triumphantly about the fact that he had a lousy Christmas on his own. Unwashed, un-fed, unloved.
Some people are never happy.

zola said...

Come on Ben - jump start our much needed anticant.
Anticant : Last night my sproglings insisted that I join them for a beer or 2. They are old enough to know better.
But ..... I lost.

Pissed again was ole Zola.
Smiling to all.

anticant said...

That's Ray G all over. But he's still a poppet.

anticant has revved himself up a bit by watching "Passport to Pimlico". Brings back memories of once seeing the inimitable Margaret Rutherford puffing her way up East Heath Road.

Zola, when you're sober enough, do send that address! Santa forgot to bring it.

Szwagier said...

Leftover mince pies can feed the starving in Africa. Reindeer droppings are probably hallucinogenic. I recommend selling them to schoolkids. As for Hogmanay, ignore it.

*sigh* If only all the world's problems were so easily solved...

anticant said...

anticant is no Mrs Jellyby, and believes that until Africa starts to put its own house in order by halting genocide and adopting realistic health and agricultural policies, his limited charity - and mince pies - would be better bestowed elsewhere.

Szwagier said...

Fair enough. Can I have them then? No mince pies in Poland, and i used to like them. Perhaps still do.

anticant said...

No. I shall finish them myself over New Year. They've got real brandy in them.

And thanks to Zola for guidance on disposing of the reindeer shit. I shall sell it to Gordon Brown and Polly Toynbee.

zola said...

Yet again Anticant your language is becoming lax.
Droppings not sh.t don't yer know !
I guess it is the company you are now keeping that is to blame.
What would Billsknickers say about all this I ask me sen.