Sunday, 3 December 2006

HOUSE RULES

An old-fashioned blogger called anticant
Said "I don't want bad temper or angry rant.
If your language is crude
Or you want to be rude
Steer clear of the burrow of anticant!"

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Suitably admonished.

Anonymous said...

A teller of tales, name of Chaucer
Said 'isn't that Merkin a tosser?'
Still ploughing the furrow
In GrumpyAunt's borough
When everyone knows he's a crosser.

Merkin said...

It's nearly impossible to get 'decent' posters these days.
I blame Thatcher.

zola said...

I apologise for everything that has been said this far

anticant said...

I didn't ask for apologies - just good manners and good humour.

zola said...

I will never make a PM obviously and you should see the e-mails stuff he gets !
Remember in this postmodern world it is essential to be on-line to exist.
Ask Camoroony website dotty con

anticant said...

Do you have access to the PM's e-mails? Wow. I'm sure he doesn't read them himself, though; some lowly No. 10 office Blair-clone does. Do you think Blair blogs? If so, under what username? Now THERE'S a good topic for a Christmas quiz......

anticant said...

My entry: PRETTYSTRAIGHTKINDAGUY

zola said...

A Christmas Quiz : Now that is a good one - so long as it is awkward for all.
Go for it!!!
My thoughts for one question :-

Q. What does the Yellow Duck need for Christmas?
a) wider webs
b) more open ponds
c) a book on language skills
d) a cultural centre for Ducks

anticant said...

A cousin of mine runs the Labrador Rescue Trust - another admirably deserving charity for Christmas largesse. Last year she sent out a Christmas general knowledge quiz with about 25 questions. I was utterly humiliated to find I only knew the answers to three!

Anonymous said...

Sit, down!, beg, perchance?.

billstickers said...

When are the 2006 Ockeys?

Britney Spears: {fumble, fumble} And the award goes to Merkin for "Quick, someone throw a rug over that".

anticant said...

Mr Justice Anticant: "Who is Britney Spears?"

zola said...

Who is she?
A mother of 2 inventions