Tennessee: Vibrating Sponge Duck Declared Sex Toy
A woman in Tennessee has tried to sell a yellow sponge in the shape a of duck and the authorities are upset - because the duck vibrates. Is vibrating really so bad? Evidently it is because vibrating things seem to be classified as "sex toys" in Tennessee.
ABC News reports:
"Nothing we do is nasty, unless you have a nasty mind," she said, turning a knob on the yellow ducky's tail to make the sponge vibrate. "My 3-year-old son loves to play with this duck in the bath. He puts it on his neck and on his head."
Williams said she'll be back at the flea market next year. "If she does, she'll be cited into court," York said. "That duck is a sexual toy, and it was on display. That was a vibrator on display in public view."
I wonder if they will ban pencils and pens next because, you know, they are so obviously phallic. So many children using pencils in school and home are having their minds warped by the normalization of sex toys and that just isn't acceptable in a godly society like ours.
[Purloined from About website]