Thursday, 17 May 2007

EROTIC MADNESS - BURROW STYLE

ben trovato says:

A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous and sexy young woman entered. She was so striking that the man could not take his eyes away from her.

The young woman noticed his overly-attentive stare and walked directly toward him. Before he could offer his apologies for being so rude, the young woman said to him, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for £100 on one condition."

Flabbergasted, the man asked what the condition was. The young woman replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

The man considered her proposition for a moment, withdrew his wallet from his pocket and slowly counted out five £20 notes, which he pressed into the young woman's hand. He looked into her eyes and slowly, meaningfully, said: "PAINT MY HOUSE."

15 comments:

Merkin said...

.Why do you never say those three little words that leave me walking on air?

.Ok, GO HANG YOURSELF.

ben trovato said...

Didn't know you belonged to the Strangulation Tendency, Merkin.

Anticant is sorry, but burrow profits are insufficient to allow the furbishment of a Dungeon this year - or next.

These toys are expensive, you know.

Merkin said...

I think probably LavvyBloo can get you her bulk discount.

ben trovato said...

We didn't realise she is a Fat Lady. Does she sing?

trousers said...

Not until its all over

ben trovato said...

Not until what is all over what? The mind boggles.....

The Burrow Beadle said...

No boggling in the burrow.

By Order

mary whitehouse said...

Too much doubt, dirt and depravity here! Clean up the burrow, or else I shall organise a prayer meeting on the lawn.

Judge anticant said...

I rule the roost here, not you.

The Burrow Beadle said...

No prayer meetings at the burrow.

By Order

lavenderblue said...

I am not a Fat Lady.
I AM a Dominatrix.
You Will listen to my voice........
nothing else is important to you...

( must do recordings for Anticant's personal services.....)
Also, you will only be on your knees when I choose..........ZoZoBear ??

zola a social thing said...

I am only just rising up.

Anonymous said...

"Five £20 pound notes" ?
Question : What does Ben wear if he has five 20 pound notes in his pocket?
Answer : Anticant trousers.

Question : What does the Beadle wear if he ......... ?

ranger said...

May I buy a safe word w/ that 20?

zola a social thing said...

with interest Ranger