Thursday, 16 August 2007

ONE FOR WOOK

ben trovato offers the following tit-bit as a peg for Wook to hang out one of his moralisings about baby boomers....

Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.

Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother.

"Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane........"

At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."

At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt.Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army."


5 comments:

Emmett said...

"F---ed AGAIN!" the farmers say here, albeit in reference usually to getting took repeatedly by the pesticide companies....

OR, '/Do/ & far from home!' as my old Dad used to say.

zola a social thing said...

Reminds me of the young girl going home telling mother that the black bull was fucking the white cow. The priest was there having a cucumber sandwich. So mother quickly told young girl to use the word "surpise" when referring to black bull and white cow acts.
Next day, priest back there again, young girl runs inside and says to mother : " Black bull has surprised the white cow". Mother was thankful and proud as priest smiled.
Then young girl said : " Yes, black bull is fucking the brown cow".
Bom bom.

Emmett said...

DIDN'T Churchill's fusiliers in France in 1916 after the Dardanelles balls-up have a ditty:

'Oh, I'll f-ck & you'll f-ck,
and we'll f-ck TOGETHER!

'An' won't we 'ave an 'Ell of a time? F-cking one ANOTHER!'

AND, Churchill, in vain, tried to get the lads to substitute the word /paint/, for a march past the Duchess of Choadshire?

[Aunty, no one regrets all of these mind-boggling lapses & relapses & collapses into smut in your pp more than do I; in my case not least because of the sheer unislamic swinishness of it all (!); but, this /is/ historical research, I fear, sorry -- BW]

zola a social thing said...

"Excuse us as we go upstairs..."
Oh we will all fuck together....
That IS history.

Emmett said...

IT'S that the priest was having a cucumber sandwich that fetches me -- no watercress, then?