Monday, 3 September 2007

CRAFTY CHAMBERMAID REQUIRED

Ben Trovato has just learned that among the National Trust's 230,000 volumes scattered around the libraries of England's stately homes nestles a "racy little 1770s tome" entitled 'THE CRAFTY CHAMBERMAID'S GARLAND'.

This has given him the notion that a Crafty Chambermaid would be an adornment to the Burrow, and doubtless much appreciated by Dame Barbara, Miss Marple, and others. [Not to mention Ben and the Beadle. How this would go down with Mrs Malaprop remains to be seen.]

The search has therefore commenced for a suitably comely and well-qualified wench.

Watch this space.

7 comments:

zola a social thing said...

Page 3. Check it out.
Why?
For you lot a really good pair of lungs will be essential.

The Burrow Beadle said...

No bare boobs in the Burrow.

By Order

Anonymous said...

Toni Blair has bare boobs all over the place so why not in the Burrow?
( see his pictures when on holiday on the beach --- well published and good for a laugh. Madonna could not have done better - spiked pineapples no more no less).

zola a social thing said...

The Merkin in drag? (can provide CV with excellent references I'm told).

LavenderBlue (when she recovers from her scrumpi-cider experiences along with her "roughing it" with the Welsh lot. She will never be the same agin so will need a decent job in a goodly household.

Ms Melons ? Might be a conflict there with Mrs Malaprop.

Damn it. Difficult to get decent service nowadays.

Tell you what : just get Mrs Malaprop to be a flexible worker and to swallow the bait and we are all in the clear.
Yee-haa

anticant said...

I can assure you that the last thing anyone in the Burrow wants to do is to look at pictures of Tony Blair, clothed or unclothed.

The only pictures of that ghastly man we wish to see would be similar to the last ones taken of Mussolini.

mrs malaprop said...

I shall not swallow your bait in a hurry, Mr Zola, that's for sure! And I keep my stockings firmly padlocked.

zola a social thing said...

No need to hurry Mrs M : enjoy and take yer time.