Saturday, 1 September 2007

IN THE GENTS ROOM

ben trovato thanks Gummihund and Yankee Doodle for pointing out this one:


I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: "Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin' just fine!"

And the other person says: "So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question. "Can I come over?"

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell him "No.......I'm a little busy right now!!!"

Then I hear the person say nervously... "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!"

16 comments:

trousers said...

Hahahah, I guessed where it was going but still funny anyway!

Merkin said...

Maybe it was LavvyLarry hoping you would show him your family values?
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One tap for Yes!, two taps for No!.

The Burrow Beadle said...

Ms. Melancholy will be arriving at any moment on a tour of inspection. [See her blog.]

By Order

lavenderblue said...

Knock Three Times............

zola a social thing said...

This is what is wrong with blogs.
Enough to make Orwell blush?
The Guardian is not amused.

the crocodile said...

And another humbug bites the dust:

http://observer.guardian.co.uk/world/story/0,,2160810,00.html

zola a social thing said...

Balls : says the the school heads must change their ways.

lavenderblue said...

And in a faraway 'stall' in the burrow Lavenderblue is packing her bags for an away day ( many ).........with or without the Beadle......Wooffie has packed his bone and jewellery case.

love to you Anticant...
beware Mrs Malaprop and the naked Kayaker .......Ben Trovato is away too, I understand.......xx

The Burrow Beadle said...

No suspicious substances to be packed or unpacked in the Burrow.

By Order

Wooffie said...

Dame Barbara's jewel case, actually.

Woof, woof.

mrs malaprop said...

Please explain yourself, Miss LB. Why should Anticant be wary of me? I am certainly wary of the Naked Kayaker, though, and have locked my spare stockings securely away.

lavenderblue said...

Why,Mrs Malaprop.......
surely Anticant should be made aware of the intentions of the Naked Kayaker toward your very good self..
stockings or no..........

mrs malaprop said...

So far as I am concerned, Mr Zola has always behaved as a perfect gentleman. The unfortunate fact that he is a kleptomaniac for ladies' underwear is neither here nor there.

lavenderblue said...

oh,how very true, Mrs Malaprop..
however.......
however
he is well known for -ahem- wearing and replacing such delights..worn or otherwise...
Wooffie, being a Gentleman, brings mine back, albeit somewhat what slobbery.
And Wooffie is awaiting to escort me to our Holiday........
It is so kind of you to lend him your beautiful garter, by the by..he looks so handsome in it.......

Sir Wooffie, KG said...

Oh thank you, Miss Lavender - flattery will always get you somewhere!

zola a social thing said...

just sniffing around