Ben Trovato writes:
According to today's Times, Washington is awash with rumours that Condoleezza Rice is a lesbian. While I'm far more concerned with her defective mentality than with her eccentric sexuality, the really side-splitting nugget of this story is that Condi's closest woman friend, with whom she co-owns a house, is called Randy Bean!
Randy Bean and Sleazy Rice? Their issue, if any, is bound to be cross-grained.
And this is the city of DC
The home of Ms Bean and Ms Rice
Where the gossip of Bean is really quite mean
And the rumours of Rice are not nice.
[Apologies to John Collins Bossidy]