Monday, 3 December 2007

YOU COULDN'T MAKE THIS UP!

Ben Trovato writes:

According to today's Times, Washington is awash with rumours that Condoleezza Rice is a lesbian. While I'm far more concerned with her defective mentality than with her eccentric sexuality, the really side-splitting nugget of this story is that Condi's closest woman friend, with whom she co-owns a house, is called Randy Bean!

Randy Bean and Sleazy Rice? Their issue, if any, is bound to be cross-grained.

And this is the city of DC
The home of Ms Bean and Ms Rice
Where the gossip of Bean is really quite mean
And the rumours of Rice are not nice.


[Apologies to John Collins Bossidy]

9 comments:

Emmett said...

I'D Say it was "real tits," an old American phrase, IF them DC Goils then was to have it off in a late-night knee-trembler (or three!) with Ms Cheney...!

s/Uncle Smut

tyger said...

So very cheeky!

Emmett said...

"CHEEKY?" They call ME Grampa Bare Ass out in Eagle Lake whenever I have a pee off the back stoop after dark around here in May, before the skitters come....

lavenderblue said...

Now THERE'S a surprise !

zola a social thing said...

Wot about a threesome.
Where is our Polly?

the burrow prankster said...

Polly who? Filla?

Anonymous said...

PolyCaste.

Bob said...

Defective mentality?
I don't like her politics but she is quite brilliant academically.

anticant said...

Academic brilliance doesn't necessarily go with sound judgement or common sense.