Thursday, 31 January 2008

CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES

As the Burrow inmates groggily resurface from their prolonged New Year colds, Ben Trovato was heartened to find the following, which he relays for the benefit of Snug regulars and other friends:

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives.

By following simple advice, heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed: the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished.

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished and before leaving the house this morning...

I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.


Please pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of inner peace.

5 comments:

zola a social thing said...

Nice one

trousers said...

Hahah, seconded!

Emmett said...

Come to that there's about half a bottle of Tanqueray kicking around here, somewhere...

s/Mustapha...Kamel

Ms Melancholy said...

...a half bottle of limoncello and the final volume of Doris Lessing's Children of Violence series....I feel like a changed woman. Thank you so much for your wise words.

zola a social thing said...

Never did get that ASBO?
Hmmmm...