ANTICANT is an accredited bigot. A “pseudo-liberal” one, to boot. We have this on no less an authority than that of a headmaster of an Islamic school, Ibrahim Lawson [see Anticant’s open letter to him on Anticant’s Arena].
This glad news set off a rash of bigotry confessions in the Burrow, with the following results:
ANTICANT is also a bigoted opponent of pseudo-religious twaddle.
BEN TROVATO is a bigoted topper-up of Snug regulars’ favourite tipples.
THE BEADLE is a bigoted turfer-out of knicker-waving naked kayakers.
MRS MALAPROP is a bigoted ribbed woollen stocking knitter.
WOOFFIE is a bigoted devotee of fine pearls and brandy.
DAME BARBARA is a bigoted champion of virginity in even the most bosom-heaving circumstances.
MISS MARPLE is a bigoted devotee of discreet sleuthing and demure omniscience.
THE CRAFTY CHAMBERMAID is a bigoted bedhopper and keyhole snooper.
So bring your bigotries to the Burrow, one and all, and let’s have a confessional orgy in the Snug. Free drinks all round.