Tuesday, 26 February 2008


Ben Trovato writes:

Fred was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.

Knowing he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided to seek a wife.

One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.

"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."

Impressed, the woman obtained his business card; and three days later she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better than men at estate planning.


Emmett said...

MORE sexist humour, er, humor:

D'you hear about the Coen boys?


They're making a sequel to /No Country For Old Men/!


Yeah, /No Country For Old Women/....

Starring who?

Hillary Clinton!

(yuk, yuk!)

ANYWAY, No 'supercasino' for YOU devils, Aunty's already a point-to-point punter, and I'll not have the rest of you lot getting bad habits!

zola a social thing said...

Wicked !

Hairygate said...

The Duke of Westminster may be your downfall here Anticant.

Emmett said...

All I've got to say is that, if Westminster ever again runs up against that sod, bin Ladin, have him tell the wog he's behind on his subscription, to /Bodwyn Wook/!

royaleistateimus said...

This is meant to be sexist not racsist.
Please wait.

zola a social thing said...

Oh Maggi don't you weep don't you moan............ ooooohhhhh.....
Nu-Labor army got downded.