Sunday, 2 March 2008

JUST DESSERTS

Ben Trovato found this on the internet, and thinks it's one hell of a story!

George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the Devil is waiting for him.

"Hi George", says the Devil. "Good to see you at last! We’re a bit crowded here at the moment, but you definitely have to stay, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."

George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.

The Devil opened the first room. In it was Ted Kennedy in a large pool of water. Kennedy kept resurfacing over and over and over, gasping for air. Such was his fate in hell.

"No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I could do that all day long."

The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a pile of rocks. All Blair did was swing that hammer, time after time after time, and more and more rocks appeared as he did so.

"No!" Bush said. "I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!"

The Devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying naked on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this." The Devil smiled and said ... "Congratulations, Monica! You're free to go”.

5 comments:

bwook said...

IT Would serve the somewhat inhibited tex-american 'President' right, not least for the offputting 7 fraudualant-seeming christian pose; and, dragging the Baby Jesus all around like the scent in an undergrad rag....

bwook said...

'7 for &', as they say...and sweet bugger all, eh?

ben trovato said...

You remind me of a story I read the other day about a TV presenter who was filming in a school about the decline of politeness, and the disappearance of words like 'please', 'thank you' and 'sorry'. She asked the class what word ending with a 'y' it was difficult to mention at home? A girl put her hand up and said: "Buggery, miss".

bwook said...

Good grief....

trousers said...

Boom! Boom! To the joke, and equal parts astonishment and amusement at ben's last comment...