Peering into the murky depths of looming 2009, Mystic Anticant ventures to predict that the following won’t happen:
World ‘leaders’ start behaving morally and responsibly.
Barak Obama ushers in a New Golden Age.
Gordon Brown saves the universe.
Boom and Bust are officially abolished [again].
Crowds throng the streets chanting “Things Can Only Get Better”.
The Pope makes a pilgrimage to Mecca.
The Archbishop of Canterbury says something sensible.
Osama bin Laden makes a State Visit to Buckingham Palace.
The Taliban sets up a womens’ university.
The Israeli lion lies down with the Palestinian jackall.
The Nanny State admits it doesn’t know best, and dismantles itself.
Zola votes Conservative.
Merkin sobers up.
Wook becomes Mayor of Mankato.
Anticant suffers fools gladly.