Wednesday, 31 December 2008

OLD ANTICANT'S CLOUDY CRYSTAL BALL

Peering into the murky depths of looming 2009, Mystic Anticant ventures to predict that the following won’t happen:

World ‘leaders’ start behaving morally and responsibly.

Barak Obama ushers in a New Golden Age.

Gordon Brown saves the universe.

Boom and Bust are officially abolished [again].

Crowds throng the streets chanting “Things Can Only Get Better”.

The Pope makes a pilgrimage to Mecca.

The Archbishop of Canterbury says something sensible.

Osama bin Laden makes a State Visit to Buckingham Palace.

The Taliban sets up a womens’ university.

The Israeli lion lies down with the Palestinian jackall.

The Nanny State admits it doesn’t know best, and dismantles itself.

Zola votes Conservative.

Merkin sobers up.

Wook becomes Mayor of Mankato.

Anticant suffers fools gladly.

3 comments:

first footing starting early said...

Houndary Phds are not awarded to :-
Becks
Specs, and
THE Speaker.

Bodwyn Wook said...

Sorry about the heaving (?) 'flu, you lot, and as to Old Mankato, I shall not run if nominated nor will I serve if elected. It's too entirely augean altogether too early in the...Happy New Year To You All!

Merkin said...

Hic.