Tuesday, 25 August 2009


Ben Trovato writes:

A virile middle-aged Italian gentleman named Silvio was relaxing at his favourite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blond woman.

Things progressed to the point where he led her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless. After a pleasant interlude, he asked with a smile, 'So, you finish?'

She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, 'No.'

Surprised, Silvio reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion. The sex finally ended and, again, Silvio smiled and asked, 'You finish?'

Again, after a short pause, she returned his smile, cuddled closer to him and softly said, 'No.'

Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied, Silvio reached for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength, he barely managed it, but they ended together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets.

Exhausted, Silvio fell onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looked into her eyes, smiled proudly and asked again, 'You finish?'

Barely able to speak, the beautiful blond whispered in his ear, 'No, I Norwegian!'


Bodwyn Wook said...

Ay'm yust glad yew DIDN' drag us Swedes un to dis yere comedy...

zola a social thing said...

Women from Norway throw a very good javelin you know.

Bodwyn Wook said...

No Lapp dancing for M Zola!

the morals police said...

Rumour has it that the Merkin is more into Pole dancing.

The Burrow Beadle said...

No Lapp dancing, Pole dancing, or other jiggery-pokery in the Burrow.

By Order

Merkin said...


Of that, we have no doubt - given the chance.

the burrow beadle said...

This is positively the last lapp on this thread.

By Order