tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-634496984020324532.post1384985958597933454..comments2023-10-31T14:36:59.054+00:00Comments on anticant's burrow: THE BEADLE SAYS NO.anticanthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18135207107619114891noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-634496984020324532.post-70082866489070399162007-09-09T23:10:00.000+00:002007-09-09T23:10:00.000+00:00Excellent website. Good work. Very useful. I will ...Excellent website. Good work. Very useful. I will bookmark!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-634496984020324532.post-22503370661653181182007-08-18T10:01:00.000+00:002007-08-18T10:01:00.000+00:00Thanks for interesting article.Thanks for interesting article.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-634496984020324532.post-3573744047032394742007-07-07T20:48:00.000+00:002007-07-07T20:48:00.000+00:00Fear not, Miss Lavender, Beadles are the Soul of D...Fear not, Miss Lavender, Beadles are the Soul of Discretion, unless they choose otherwise.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-634496984020324532.post-79900518393411741072007-07-07T19:28:00.000+00:002007-07-07T19:28:00.000+00:00You promised me you would keep our secrets ..........You promised me you would keep our secrets ...........Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-634496984020324532.post-55107908307470429522007-07-07T17:53:00.000+00:002007-07-07T17:53:00.000+00:00And my forthcoming memoirs 'Burrowings of a Beadle...And my forthcoming memoirs 'Burrowings of a Beadle'.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-634496984020324532.post-31857957749850547782007-07-07T17:47:00.000+00:002007-07-07T17:47:00.000+00:00And see my next TV series 'The Seven Plagues of An...And see my next TV series 'The Seven Plagues of Anticant'.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-634496984020324532.post-34398287610614378602007-07-07T17:40:00.000+00:002007-07-07T17:40:00.000+00:00As I am always saying, humans are the worst behave...As I am always saying, humans are the worst behaved species. See my next film: 'Secrets of the Snug'.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-634496984020324532.post-11929691027261264782007-07-07T17:33:00.000+00:002007-07-07T17:33:00.000+00:00As this cinematographic performance has led to som...As this cinematographic performance has led to some disgraceful misbehaviour and bad language in the back row, there will be no more film shows in the burrow until further notice. <BR/><BR/>By OrderAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-634496984020324532.post-8343056649392984982007-07-07T17:28:00.000+00:002007-07-07T17:28:00.000+00:00No buttering-up in the burrow.By OrderNo buttering-up in the burrow.<BR/><BR/>By OrderAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-634496984020324532.post-74478697052727262802007-07-07T16:46:00.000+00:002007-07-07T16:46:00.000+00:00Please remember that Mr AntiCant has respectable r...Please remember that Mr AntiCant has respectable readers of this blog.<BR/>Show some respect please.<BR/>If only for the young and needy.<BR/><BR/>Even Ms Melons is nervous to respond on this wicked site.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-634496984020324532.post-53434396214357422392007-07-07T16:25:00.000+00:002007-07-07T16:25:00.000+00:00The fox has left its lair with a hey....ja...a hay...The fox has left its lair with a hey....ja...a hayjah, ah ,ha,ha,ha,ha and a ging gang google too.<BR/><BR/>Last Tango in Paris is up for release again. Reviewers are already saying that this is the way to "butter up a good woman". ( Lavender : if you respond to this factual posting please remember that Antipanties is sensitive about these "things".)zola a social thinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14206983697656466653noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-634496984020324532.post-75822781386518926152007-07-07T14:14:00.000+00:002007-07-07T14:14:00.000+00:00Are you game, warden?I'm on fire, chief.Are you game, warden?<BR/>I'm on fire, chief.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-634496984020324532.post-63590119620319168822007-07-07T13:54:00.000+00:002007-07-07T13:54:00.000+00:00oops, that was me....unlike some, I put my name to...oops, that was me....unlike some, I put my name to it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-634496984020324532.post-89063641687902539092007-07-07T13:02:00.000+00:002007-07-07T13:02:00.000+00:00As you see, the Beadle remains at his post and is ...As you see, the Beadle remains at his post and is exercising vigilance to prevent the flagpole hoisting of Germaine Greer's bras or Maggie Thatcher's stockings - not to mention Rebekah Wade's unmentionables.anticanthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18135207107619114891noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-634496984020324532.post-42537129351446612462007-07-07T12:55:00.000+00:002007-07-07T12:55:00.000+00:00There is no such thing as "a decent gooseing in th...There is no such thing as "a decent gooseing in the park".<BR/><BR/>All gooseings in the park are indecent.<BR/><BR/>No gooseings in the park!<BR/><BR/>By OrderAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-634496984020324532.post-12255958466973460662007-07-07T12:00:00.000+00:002007-07-07T12:00:00.000+00:00"Nature red in tooth and claw"?Is this the Hobbes ..."Nature red in tooth and claw"?<BR/><BR/>Is this the Hobbes within Anticant?<BR/><BR/>How beastly?<BR/><BR/>But no. My sources say that the Beadle was the beastly fucker of that cow ( famous in the SUN newspaper)and the Beadle is now on the run.<BR/>Anticant sending off messages everywhere to calm it all down.<BR/><BR/>Investigations continue however concerning the goats. One report came in concerning red herrings and even domesticated birds. But these are still mere rumours it seems for now anyway.<BR/><BR/>A private company has been employed to investigate more and we are told that a report will be made by LBS Consult.AB.<BR/><BR/>But the safety of various species are, it is said, "at-risk". <BR/><BR/>The Beadle asks for support here.<BR/>Anticant is expected to protect his own protector.<BR/>The press are hot on this story.zola a social thinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14206983697656466653noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-634496984020324532.post-74877061580607687912007-07-07T10:54:00.000+00:002007-07-07T10:54:00.000+00:00That is exactly what that Beadle needs or, if not,...That is exactly what that Beadle needs or, if not, a being set upon hard and firm as a goose does best.<BR/><BR/>Fuck me after Maggi Thatch what can be said more? Mauled by lions? <BR/><BR/>Give me Ms Greer anyday.<BR/>At least she is a 2metre high icon with an excuse. She was born somewhere down and under.<BR/>Ah the swinging 60s ---- where was the Beadle of the Parish then we ask????!!!zola a social thinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14206983697656466653noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-634496984020324532.post-44616578160286894982007-07-07T10:38:00.000+00:002007-07-07T10:38:00.000+00:00Don't be so hard on the poor old Beadle, you meani...Don't be so hard on the poor old Beadle, you meanies. Would YOU want to be gored by wild buffalo or mauled by lions?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-634496984020324532.post-53389993845794625672007-07-07T09:15:00.000+00:002007-07-07T09:15:00.000+00:00A sentimental Antifound lurkin in the pantryBig ba...A sentimental Anti<BR/>found lurkin in the pantry<BR/>Big bad beadle on patrol<BR/>But Merkin he is on a roll.<BR/><BR/>Who can it be, who can it be<BR/>Cried out our Antiscam<BR/>me sausage<BR/>me sausage<BR/>But the Merkin on a roll.<BR/><BR/>That Beadle could not even protect a sausage from those backbenchers.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-634496984020324532.post-38364167177669789902007-07-07T09:01:00.000+00:002007-07-07T09:01:00.000+00:00Me suspects that that Beadle of the Parish would n...Me suspects that that Beadle of the Parish would not be able to prevent a decent gooseing in the park. Anti take care your beadle is not fit for porpoise.<BR/>Those geese are wild me old mate.<BR/><BR/>Anyway good to see our infamous grumpyAunt rejoining the prey.zola a social thinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14206983697656466653noreply@blogger.com