ben's dad says:
I went clubbing last night - well, not me specifically. [ben: "oh no?"]
Met a lady a couple of years younger than me, maybe late 60s, but still very attractive.
We laughed and talked and drank.
We drank and talked and laughed some more.
Then she asked me a question just about every man has fantasized about:
She asked if I had ever indulged in a mother and daughter threesome!
When I recovered my wits and replied "no", she said this was my lucky night.
Wow! It was one of those dreams come true!
I drove her back to her house, and she unlocked the door and led me inside. My heart was pounding.
Then she shouted up the stairs, "MUM, ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?"