ben's dad says:
I went clubbing last night - well, not me specifically. [ben: "oh no?"]
Met a lady a couple of years younger than me, maybe late 60s, but still very attractive.
We laughed and talked and drank.
We drank and talked and laughed some more.
Then she asked me a question just about every man has fantasized about:
She asked if I had ever indulged in a mother and daughter threesome!
When I recovered my wits and replied "no", she said this was my lucky night.
Wow! It was one of those dreams come true!
I drove her back to her house, and she unlocked the door and led me inside. My heart was pounding.
Then she shouted up the stairs, "MUM, ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?"
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- anticant is the blogname of a lifelong free speech and civil rights campaigner. A lot of his life since WW2 has been taken up with battling against cruel and over-bossy laws, censorship, censoriousness, and Nanny Knows Best types. Now elderly and in poor health, anticant hopes his memories and thoughts will be of interest to those engaged in today's struggles for freedom, democracy, and a more hopeful tomorrow. e-mail: anticant@hotmail.co.uk
9 comments:
This strikes me as a very ageist tale.
A friend once told me of a gay dinner party he hosted. The guests were discussing their sexual tastes. The oldest guest said: "Well, it's getting rather difficult for me these days. I really only fancy blokes older than me. And I'm 83."
I like to think that the moral of that story is: "While there's life, there's hope".
No ageism in the burrow.
As long as it can steam up a mirror I don't care.
On No! that louche Dame Barbara is prowling around. An epidemic of bodice-ripping seems imminent. I shall complain to the Management.
No bodice-ripping in the burrow.
By Order
Or mirror-steaming.
By Order
Three humps or two that is the question.
is it more noble to play tents with three poles or four?
It gets worse
as the NYBurrow joins the fray of vulgar tabloid bloggism.
Just wait soon we will have adverts on this once Thundering site.
Well timed, Zola - we have just been asked to poat an advertisement for "Large Hot Lover's Pizza".
Trouble is, we don't know any large hot lovers........
would you please define large and this with reference to item so described.
LOL, very funny stuff, talk about a GGILF...
absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
laughing shall be unlawful
.
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