The Burrow Beadle writes:
Alas, Anticant has been too poorly to take advantage of the garden during this welcome spell of sunshine, but hopes to be convalescent soon. Meanwhile, he's on a liquid [non-alcoholic] diet and Ben and I periodically mop his fevered brow.
The Snug is spruce and welcoming as usual, so gossipy visits from regulars and other friends will help to cheer Anticant up.
But NO SMUT IN THE BURROW.