Saturday, 13 January 2007

"AH DUNNO!" - Saturday 13th

ben trovato says

lavenderblue is unwell. All is forgiven.

the burrow beadle says

But definitely no red flannel knickers.

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16 comments:

ben trovato said...

Where is everyone today? They must all be still asleep, or washing their knickers....

trousers said...

I've been washing my knickers in my sleep. Whilst wearing them.

Spit and Swallow . said...

SOMMELIER
Spit and Swallow Public House

Yo ! Dude.......

Press release from Free Fetish Fortnightly will be with you shortly.

LatexKate would like to thank the Beagle ( ? ) for getting it out.
A bit of glue on the heel should fix it.
Our Dor' and our Glor' in the Saloon Bar say ' Coooeee' to judge Anticant.
The 'Lady' from crewe is on her usual

The Burrow Beadle said...

Into the stocks with the lot of you.

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Chef. Spit and Swallow said...

This Stock...do we have to add trousers' knickers to it ?

zola said...

Oh Yes. A bit of rump too.
Just to rack the brains of that beadle poodle in heat.

The Burrow Beadle said...

Mr Zola, take note that I have been instructed to prepare the pillory, and the rack and thumbscrews as well.

zola said...

Thank god for that I was fearing that you would shut me in room with only Anticant mutterings for company.
Phew - I live again.
Some of those old torture methods, much more horrific than thumbscrews and all, are, it is reported, being redisgned for a few politicians and business barons.
No imfo yet on the exact designs.

Lavenderblue said...

They are called 'Sex Toys' now.....
coming in Brown Packages.

zola said...

A load of ole Balls?

anticant said...

Brown packages? "Gordons" for short.

lavenderblue said...

Thank you.
Don't mind if I do....the sun is over the yard arm..........
Large,ice and lime, please.

zola said...

Come on these Loons wear panties.
lets hear more of panties
pantieJose are you there?

lavenderblue said...

ZoZo.....
are you still wearing mine?

zola said...

Have not ad em off for weeks LB.
They were not non-stick you see.

ben trovato said...

anticant askes me to remind you lot that this a respectable burrow, not a public toilet. The Beadle has been ordered to round up vagrants and escort them off the premises.