Tuesday, 2 January 2007

"AH DUNNO!"

As we lurch into 2007, conspiracy theories abound - not least in the burrow. As Dame Eliza Manningham-Buller is heading for pastures new, anticant has invited her to come over with her team of lookalike bloodhounds, and have a good sniff around the premises. Her retaining fee will be a dozen brandy mince pies.

8 comments:

anticant said...

PS. Dame Eliza has promised not to bring the bingeing bishop.

zola said...

So long as that f'ing Beadle is banned too I will offer this. Your Dame Eliza may do little but she can take a sniff at mine anytime she wants or feels the urge so to do.
Like it i would.

anticant said...

I am not sure what it is you want Dame Eliza to sniff at, but if there is any hanky-panky the Beadle will be after both of you.

zola said...

Send me her e-mail address.

zola said...

For those that are unable to take a rather open thread - keep clear.
But for those that will bonk and plonk and even wonk around a pair or two ( or even ignore them in saintly presence) just visit the axis of evil tonight.

anticant said...

Zola, you are obviously reading too much Hobbitry. Your allusions are becoming gnomic.

zola said...

My allusions have been called worse.

anticant said...

Zola, it's not your allusions that bother me. It's your illusions.