Thursday, 4 January 2007

"AH DUNNO!"

I really don't. But I'm thinking hard.

21 comments:

anticant said...

I see that over on CiF a poster is urging that we should "put an end to bovine flatulence". No prizes for suggestions where to start.

anticant said...

You're a day behind, Zola. Move up!

By Order. The Beadle.

anticant said...

Good morning, Jose. You say you haven't yet visited Zola's site, but will do so when you get your bearings.

The links to all the Awkward Squad sites are contained in the AS badge on the top left-hand side of my home page. Just click on "list" and the list of all AS members' sites will appear. Click on the one you wish to visit, and it will come up on your screen.

They are all interesting and ddifferent. I am sure you will enjoy Zola's enormously. Also, look at our serious young philosopher, Toby's, site, "Reason's Sword", where you will find a lengthy discussion on his "Wittgenstein" piece which contains my latest exchanges with our spectral cyberghost, billstickers.

zola said...

Sorry Anticant : I have always been like that I'm afraid. Late for school i was and used to bunk in via a hole in the fence to avoid prefects.
Too many Saturday nights and Sunday mornings for me i guess.

as for the ..ck... Beadle be warned too. Mr Punch lives on forever young.

BTW : You and your rustic humour with a "Bovine flatulence" I respond thus.

Give em more Marmite sarnies.

anticant said...

I should think Marmite is far too bland for Georgina. She is a carnivore.

zola said...

I now have your way Anticant.
First you build up slowly with a wimp here and a wimp there and THEN ...... the BIG BANG.
Crafty old fox you are.
Like it I do.

lavenderblue said...

VinegarTits ?
bovine flatulence?
Never...
no room.......the pike is firmly stuck up her J*cks*

zola said...

Behave LB.
But thank god you are not vinegartits or er ilk otherwise i would be in deep ....
Just recovering I am.
"Snitter" me name and "Rowf" me name too.
Now just behave before you get me shot.

anticant said...

The Beadle has been instructed to round up all burping cattle and escort them off the premises.

VT and lavenderblue, you have been warned!

By Order.

lavenderblue said...

Well !
I am OUTraged.
Never before have I been called a cow...........

zola said...

Tried to warn you I did.

anticant said...

"I never saw a Purple Cow,
I never hope to see one;
But I can tell you, anyhow,
I'd rather see than be one."

I've never seen a lavenderblue one, either, so you're probably safe.

However, the Beadle is colour-blind.

zola said...

The beadle is obviously egalitarian then in matters of colourfulness. I thank god for that.
I repeat Alexi Pope " the variable rainbow" lives.
At last that Beadle is but a pot of gold never to be found.
At last.

anticant said...

Zola, I am still awaiting further particulars regarding the infamous lady from Crewe. It occurs to me that she may be related to the young lady of Kew who according to Norman Douglas ["Some Limericks"] made such invidious and erroneous comparisons between the curate and the vicar. Just a thought.....

Anonymous said...

Got it right in one, Anti.

Goodfairy said...

Holy Geronimo!

Look what I stumbled upon!

Swagier are you out there? I've been banned from Pike's site I think.

Where the f**k am I anyway?

Goodfairy said...

Billst? Still out there somewhere? Still rattling the cage?

Goodfairy said...

And 'the Awkward Squad'? What/who is that?

zola said...

I am first in school today.
Where is that damned teacher?
Wake up Antidante
Pull yer socks up.
No sloppiness today I say.

zola said...

Goodfairy : come to sprinkle a few glitters to this tired old bunch have you?
Rumours about you there were from the Pirate Szwagi and more.
It is best you do not say where you have been all this time.
Could you do something with Billsticks?

Anonymous said...

Hint of the day.
When the typeface is too small, try holding down the Control key and scrolling the mouse-wheel towards you.
(With thanks to RoThorpe).