ben trovato writes: anticant has been chivvying me to liven you all up with some funnies, so I've been scouring the Internet and have dredged these from the bottom of the barrel:
The invisible man married the invisible woman.
Their kids were nothing to look at either.
2. Police Dogs
If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that.
3. Fatherly Advice
George H. W. Bush and George W. Bush were having a little father-son chat the other day.
George H.W. Bush said to George W. Bush: "Son, you're making the same mistake in Iraq that I made with your mother."
"What was that, dad?" asked George W. Bush.
To which George H.W. Bush replied: "I didn't pull out in time."