Sunday, 4 March 2007

NAUGHTY NAVIGATION

ben trovato writes:

A young woman in London was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the Thames.

She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the freezing water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the pier, crying. He took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so much to live for. I'm off to America in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day." Moving closer, he slipped his arm round her shoulder and added, "I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy."

The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose?

Perhaps a fresh start in America would give her life new meaning.

That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn.

Two weeks later however, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by the Captain. "What are you doing here?" the Captain asked.

"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "I get food and a trip to America, and he's screwing me."

"He certainly is," the Captain replied. "This is the Woolwich Ferry."

6 comments:

lavenderblue said...

oh..you are so Naughty !!
I LOVE stories....and was just settling down when you made me laugh
oh bad !! but fun xx

zola said...

agree with LB : I burst out laughing at the end.
And there was me thinking that people only wanked at the Woolwich.
Just goes to show.

anticant said...

Giving Zola a laugh makes our day. Even the Beadle smiled.

zola said...

Suggest that bad beadle sits down and reads again the Letters between freud and Jung.
That should bring im back to is senses of civilisation and discontent.
No fun if the beadle smiles !!!!
Stp this Antiprank

ranger said...

Hilarious Ben, Thanks!!

Anonymous said...

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