A young woman in
She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the freezing water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the pier, crying. He took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so much to live for. I'm off to
The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose?
Perhaps a fresh start in
That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn.
Two weeks later however, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by the Captain. "What are you doing here?" the Captain asked.
"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "I get food and a trip to
"He certainly is," the Captain replied. "This is the Woolwich Ferry."
6 comments:
oh..you are so Naughty !!
I LOVE stories....and was just settling down when you made me laugh
oh bad !! but fun xx
agree with LB : I burst out laughing at the end.
And there was me thinking that people only wanked at the Woolwich.
Just goes to show.
Giving Zola a laugh makes our day. Even the Beadle smiled.
Suggest that bad beadle sits down and reads again the Letters between freud and Jung.
That should bring im back to is senses of civilisation and discontent.
No fun if the beadle smiles !!!!
Stp this Antiprank
Hilarious Ben, Thanks!!
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