Saturday, 7 June 2008

EVERY MOTHER NEEDS ONE - BUT 54??

Ben Trovato found this in the Burrow bookshop. And it wasn't even on the top shelf!

16 comments:

Alex Comfort Trust said...

What is missing?
A rubber ducky?
This post is really off limits.
I will complain to the authorities.
Or, is this reverse psychology at work?
I will still report this post as a very very suspicious post and a threat to the national moral panic.

ben trovato said...

Anticant knew Alex Comfort, who was an admirably anarchistic character and a stalwart opponent of moral panic. He wrote some excellent books such as "The Joy of Sex" and "The Anxiety Makers", He would have been the last person to complain to the authorities, because he believed they shold be abolished.

zola a social thing said...

Ben T : would you please learn that the word "shold" is better when written as SHOULD.
But you are still awarded an A++++++ and an extra plus grade.

Merkin said...

After reading The Joy of Sex, I found out the answer.
However, I was still to young to grow that straggly beard and had to wait a number of years for true fulfillment.

The Burrow Beadle said...

Now, now, Zola - and who was it who couldn't spell "imperative"?

No spell checks in the Burrow.

By Order

Doctor Johnson's Elixer said...

Spelling is contextual as are many other areas of language (LOL).

cf Milliband Millipede Miliband etc.

zola a social thing said...

What about granma?

Grumpy red dwarf said...

Bollocks.

Millibrand in waiting said...

Granma sucks eggs.

zola a social thing said...

Nobody wants to know what Anticant puts on the "top Shelves" of his ever growing grumpy granma memory-case.
No top shelf things here........ by order.

dame barbara de carteblanche said...

My oevres are not relegated to the top shelf. My virginal heroines are very top drawer. They know knothing about the Joy of Sex until after that plain gold ring has been placed on the fourth finger of their left hand by their dashing groom.

Then whoops - Jorrocks away!

zola a social thing said...

Alas.

Baroness Snatcher of Finchley said...

Every prime minister needs a willy (whitelaw).

Lord Broon of Millbank-Over-Wigan Pier said...

Every prime minister has no need for Balls.

tony walking on water said...

He needs them, but he hasn't got them. He has to make do with Blathering Blears, Wacky ["We want 42 days"] Jacqui and the Millipede Moppets.

54 on the golf couse said...

I disagree with everything that has been said.