This landed in Ben's inbox:
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What's going on?'
'Terrorists down the road have kidnapped Gordon Brown, Alistair Darling, David Miliband and Jack Straw.
They're asking for a £10 million ransom.
Otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire.
We're going from car to car, taking up a collection.'
The driver asks, 'How much is everyone giving, on average?'
'Most people are giving about a gallon.'
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- anticant is the blogname of a lifelong free speech and civil rights campaigner. A lot of his life since WW2 has been taken up with battling against cruel and over-bossy laws, censorship, censoriousness, and Nanny Knows Best types. Now elderly and in poor health, anticant hopes his memories and thoughts will be of interest to those engaged in today's struggles for freedom, democracy, and a more hopeful tomorrow. e-mail: anticant@hotmail.co.uk
8 comments:
This is very sexist! What about Jacqui Smith, Hattie Harman, Ruth Kelly and Mrs Balls?
What about them? Somebody must stay behind to keep the Great Leader's project on track.
I am not Gay Gordon. I am not Grumpy Gordon. I am not Flash. I am Just Gordon.
You lucky people!
Now then, Polly! To paraphrase Robert Conquest,
“You cannot, when dealing with Toynbee,
Just pay her back in her own coin be-
Cause talking such piss
Would come rather amiss:
So how would a kick in the groin be?”
[Not that we would dream of perpetrating such yobbish behaviour towards a lady, even such a grossly overpaid one.]
A gallon...er, sorry, how much is that in New Pence?
Is the Anticant Burrow pissed agin?
Certainly not cricket.
Whatever next we ask....
This joke is in such poor taste. What's wrong with biofuel?
Nice one!
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