ben trovato writes: anticant has been moping on the sofa for most of the day, having been scolded by a presumptuous intruder for the allegedly too sombre tone of his morning post, and forbidden any more brandy mince pies - a command which he has needless to say ignored. So I have whiled away the time perusing the newspapers and offer the following which I trust will restore the burrow's reputation for seasonal gleanings:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml;jsessionid=R1MKMIOK0S0DTQFIQMGCFFOAVCBQUIV0?xml=/news/2006/12/24/npanto24.xml
The burrow will be closed on Christmas Day and Boxing Day for hibernation, rumination, and ingestion of modest quantities of festive fare in contrast to orgiastic goings-on elsewhere. See you again on Wednesday, folks. Urgent messages can be appended here, but may be ignored. So there!
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The posting touched me.
And I for one get introspective at this time of year..and sad.
You write so beautifully, whatever the subject - you are indeed a great joy.
Thanks, LB. Festivefascists are as obnoxious as any other brand of thought police.
Drunken behaviour is no excuse in the eyes of the Law.
Nonetheless, a profuse apology to anyone who has been sighted and captured above the radar this Xmas.
Orrabest.
That man is a bad influence, must be said.
Never thought I would be reading The Telegraph on Christmas Day, this year or any other.
(I did have a glance to remind myself of the true horror and saw yesterday's latest headline 'Hitler invades Poland'.)
Nonetheless, had to cry a little when I saw that 'Charlie Drake Dies' was juxtad with 'Bono Knighted'.
What a world we live in.
I am not a celebrity, get me out of here.
allo my darlings
'SHOUT: Fellas, I'm ready to get up and do my thing
I wanta get into it, man, you know...
Like a, like a sex machine, man,
Movin'... doin' it, you know
Can I count it off? (Go anead)'
erm.....high y'all
ready when you are
HUGS
Isn't that LavenderBlue a minx?.
Shit. Pressed the wrong button.
Judge anticant rules that sex is not a mechanical matter. There is no place for either sex or machinery in the burrow. Ernest the Policeman has been ordered to escort that woman off the premises. A second appearance will result in a fine for being drunk & disorderly.
LB is pure Manx.
Anon : Pissed again?
Where is the much needed Judge to bring some damned order to this court of jesters?
Round and round went the bloody great wheel
Up and down went the prick of steel
....
Enough, enough the maiden cried ...
Can't remember the udder bits
That anonymous is not the real anonymous - but obvilously knows the real one well enough to mimic the style.
Eyes and ears are open.
Judge anticant: "Anonymous? Prick of steel? Man of straw, more like. £50 fine and £25 costs."
prick of steel at 25 notes plus costs.
Cheap at the price - even I would plead that one.
oooops
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