Friday is hospice day for anticant, so think of him peddling away on stationary bicycles in the splendidly equipped gym, doing step-ups, and lifting weights. He much prefers the relaxation/meditation session which follows!
More posting later today, I hope. Meanwhile, enjoy the Snug.
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I do hope that Mr Universe doesn't get wind of Anticant's muscle-bound prowess.
Worse, he might get called up for some army somewhere.
Ok, I have to ask - what colour are your Lycra Cycling Shorts ??
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/16022007/397
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I know you don't smoke, Anticant.
But this is going to get ridiculous.
The very first council 'worker' that gets in my way gets it.
Bring it on.
This is war, nasty Jobsworth, Government-'trained' truffle hounds - council taxes up again......that's it ! I am wound up for the day now.
Calm down lav!
*trousers buys lavender a large whisky - and one for himself*
I have anticant's and ben's strictest instructions to eject all smokers from the burrow.
By Order
Oh.All right then.
I'll be good .
Enjoyed the whisky, trousers...
Now tell me the colour of Anticant's Lycra Cycling Shorts....
do they match his leather tie ?
Oh please, lavender, I lost over 3 stone while I was ill and am now a walking-stick aided crawling skeleton. These days I conceal what's left of my body in too-baggy clothes....Fortunately we don't have to undress for the gym, and I lazily didn't do it today anyway.
Sorry to shatter your fantasies!
I still love you xx
*buys lavender another large whisky - and yet another one for himself*
hic
trousers!
This I like............
Is the Beadle going to make sure I get home safely ?
Damn it you lot - moderation it was to be - docs orders.
Now look what you have gone and made me do.
hic
Have a large double on the house, Zola.
One or two reds will do for me. Good local wine. Would that I could have more.
Whisky is long past for me.
Jose, you are welcome to explore my wine cellar.
OK I'm back.
Where is that beadle
Ready again for im i am.
I blame ben for that extra double.
Anticant ?
Are you Ok, you are probably very busy...........
Hi lavender and all, my desktop is off-line, so I'm limited to short messages via laptop until it is fixed. Hope to be back in full flood soon!
Oh ! Thank god for that...!!!xx
Anticant doing laptop dancing?
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